Greetings! DONKEY
I am Lilo Unis, a fictitious creation designed to lure you into temptation.
I am as tall as you want me to be and as strong as you can imagine.
Come with me into this tangled web that leads us to another world.
(link: "•••")[...
Like me, you too may be imaginary or maybe you just imagine to be. In which case there's a pair of us.
(link: "•••")[...
It's not important to know everything, but it helps know something at least some of the time.
So what I want to know today is a little more about you, my friend for the day.
(link: "•••")[...
In the pages beyond, I will present to you a heathen catechism of call and response. I will question and -- you, my dearest, should respond without making a stone of your heart.
(link: "•••")[...
As you will see, your choices of response have been constrained like a series of tightened knots in a silken sash. You may even say to yourself, -Oh no, none of these choices capture how I feel in my true soul.
That's fine, sometimes life can be like that: go ahead and choose anyway. Your soul will forgive you, as it must.
(link: "•••")[...
There are no correct answers, at least not in this world.
<!-- Rather my litany will be a series of cascading possibilities each with its own consequence all but impossible to measure. -->\
None the less, there is a point. There always is, isn't there?
(link: "•••")[...
From your answers, I will derive a portrait of you. Not painted in oils but dotted together in bits so that I can best assign your reward for finishing.
In my universe, you'll get your reward today -- not in some imagined aftermoment when all the days are done.
(link: "•••")[...
Ready to begin?
[[yes|captcha]]
[[no]]
]]]]]]]
(enchant:?page, (bg:#f5f5f5) + (color:red))\
<a href="https://blursday.zone/360films.html"><img src="https://blursday.zone/images/Bz_abstract_logo_140x50.png" alt="three interlocked circles logo" style="float:right"></a><br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">marker-16</span>
Oh, my goodness!
Well, what would you rather talk about then?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Sex")[\
(set: $distraction1 = "sex")\
(go-to: "bored response 1")\
]
<li>(link: "Politics")[\
(set: $distraction1 = "politics")\
(go-to: "bored response 1")\
]
<li>(link: "Religion")[\
(set: $distraction1 = "religion")\
(go-to: "bored response 1")\
]
<li>(link: "Quantum Computing")[\
(set: $distraction1 = "Quantum computing")\
(go-to: "quantum")\
]
<li> [[I wasn't really bored, I just wanted to see what would happen if I said I was.|testing limits]]
</ol>
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">marker-19</span>
Oh $name! Just because you felt so $answer2 as a child, doesn't mean you have to test every limit.
[[Let's get back to the questions|B-Ques-7b]]<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">marker-18</span>
Sure quantum interactions are fascinating - but they require too much energy to observe. So they don't have any bearing on this analysis, sorry.
[[Let's get back to the questions|B-Ques-7b]]<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">marker-17</span>
A wise man once said, "The root of everything is $distraction1".
Well maybe he wasn't really all that wise, but let's pretend he was right so we can:
[[get back to the questions|B-Ques-7b]]
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(set: $name = "Dave",
$answer2 = "courageous",
$NumOfQues = 10,
$NotmyChoice = 0,
$agree = "no",
$anchor to "",
$colourclue to "Silver • Yellow • Black",
$individualist = 0,
$individualBool = false,
$LogicMasterBool = false,
$quirkyCount = 0,
$compassionate = 0,
$funnyCount = 0,
$ContradictBool = false,
$boozeBool = false,
$myAltFontColor to "#a3a3a3")
(set: $prize = 666)
(track: 'SOLsound', 'loop', true)
(track: 'SOLsound', 'playwhenpossible')
}<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 0 of $NumOfQues</span>
What would you like to be called?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Archer")[\
(set: $name ="Archer")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2")\
]
<li>(link: "Ishmael")[\
(set: $name ="Ishmael")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2")\
]
<li>(link: "Zephyr")[\
(set: $name ="Zephyr")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2")\
]\
<!--
<li>(link: "Nico")[\
(set: $name ="Nico")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2")\
] -->
<li> [[Enter your own|Enter Name]]
</ol>
<br>
{\
(set: $QuestRemain = $NumOfQues - 1, $NameLength = $name's length, $name = (upperfirst: $name))\
}\
(if: $NameLength > 12 or $NameLength < 3)[(go-to: "Redo Name")]\
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 1 of $NumOfQues</span>
OK, I'll call you $name.
What follows is a series of $NumOfQues questions. Let's start with a background query.
As a child, if you found yourself alone in a situation where you knew no one but you were wearing a cape, which would better describe how you felt?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Courageous")[\
(set: $answer2 = "courageous", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]\
<!--
<li>(link: "Spooked")[\
(set: $answer2 = "spooked")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
<li>(link: "Judgmental")[\
(set: $answer2 = "judgmental")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
<li>(link: "Grumpy")[\
(set: $answer2 = "grumpy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
-->
<li>(link: "Suspicious")[\
(set: $answer2 = "suspicious")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
<li> [[I don't like these choices|unhappy with answers 2]]
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 3 of $NumOfQues</span>
Let's get back to today.
After you've properly composed yourself, imagine you are holding a warm pumpkin. Now tell me which feeling you most identify with?
<ol>\
<!--
<li>(link: "Gloomy")[\
(set: $answer3 = "gloomy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\]\
]-->
<li>(link: "Envious")[\
(set: $answer3 = "envious")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
<li>(link: "Adequate")[\
(set: $answer3 = "adequate")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]\
<!--
<li>(link: "Dreamy")[\
(set: $answer3 = "dreamy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]-->
<li>(link: "Flirty")[\
(set: $answer3 = "flirty")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
<li> [[I don't like these choices|unhappy with answers 3]]
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Preferred to $answer25 to school after feeling $answer2.<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 5 of $NumOfQues</span>
Which of the statements below best reflects your attitude about the past COVID-19 lockdowns:
<ol>
<li>(link: "Lockdowns proved that evidence-based science and medicine have little impact on too many people's belief systems.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "evidence-based science has little impact on too many people's belief systems")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]
<li>(link: "Lockdowns were designed to trick everyone into giving up their freedoms in exchange for allowing some to wear more comfortable trousers and binge watch old television programs.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "designed to trick the population into giving up their freedoms in exchange for being able to wear more comfortable trousers", $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]\
<!--
<li>(link: "Lockdowns were a globalist elite plot to encourage excessive alcohol consumption in parks.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "a globalist elite plot to encourage excessive alcohol consumption in parks", $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]-->
<li>(link: "Lockdowns were a globalist elite plot to boost cycling as a form of entertainment and to encourage excessive alcohol consumption in parks.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "a globalist elite plot to encourage excessive alcohol consumption in parks", $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]
<!--
<li>(link: "Lockdowns forced many to work additional unpaid hours and compelled other to stay home and invest in gardening supplies.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "forced many people to invest in gardening supplies")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]
<li>(link: "Lockdowns were successful in stopping Bill Gates from installing microchips in the ozone layer.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "stopping Bill Gates from installing microchips in the ozone layer", $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]
<li>(link: "Lockdowns served a useful, if painful, purpose that should allow us all to reflect, reimagine and reset our world to create a healthier, more equitable future.")[\
(set: $answer5 = "should allow us to reset our world to be more healthy and equitable", $compassionate = $compassionate + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-6")\
]
-->
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Mood majorly impacted by $answer4.
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 6 of $NumOfQues</span>
During your time in the past lockdown, which made the biggest impact on you?
<ol>
<li>{(link: "The loss experienced by so many.")[\
(set: $answer6 = "the loss experienced by so many ",
$compassionate = $compassionate + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-7")\
]}\
<!--
<li>(link: "Not having to pretend to like people that I could now more easily avoid.")[\
(set: $answer6 = "not having to pretend to like people that I could more easily avoid")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-7")\
]-->
<li>(link: "Reconnecting on Zoom with past romantic partners.")[\
(set: $answer6 = "reconnecting on Zoom with past romantic partners")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-7")\
]
<li>(link: "Learning that I am in full agreement with Jean-Paul Sartre that 'hell is other people'.")[\
(set: $answer6 = "learning that I am in full agreement with Jean-Paul Sartre that 'hell is other people'", $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-7")\
]
<!--\
<li>(link: "Having to be satisfied with 'just getting through life at the minute' as a feeling of major accomplishment.")[\
(set: $answer6 = "having to be satisfied with 'just getting through life at the minute'")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-7")\
]
<li>(link: "Missing the touch of someone I don't live with.")[\
(set: $answer6 = "missing the touch of someone far away")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-7")\
]-->\
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Felt that lockdowns were $answer5.
<br>
Those are all of my questions. The next step is for me to analyse your responses.
But first, would to play a short game?
[[Yes|clock1]]
[[No|oh well]]
(set: $individualist = $individualist + 1)\
<p>
Please enter the name you'd like:
<label for="name">Name: </label>\
<input type="text" name="name">
<!--
<label for="icecream">Like back scratches?<br></label>\
<input type="radio" name="backscratch" value="Yes">Yes<br>\
<input type="radio" name="backscratch" value="No">No
-->
[[Continue|B-Ques-2]]
<script>processInputElements();</script>
<br>
You are not alone in feeling that $answer4 was very intense!
Next to that, though, would you say that the COVID-19 pandemic has had a big effect on you?
[[yes|B-Ques-5]]
[[no|notCovid2]]<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 7 of $NumOfQues</span>
OK, $name, now I want to examine your capacity for imagination.
Visualise the Coronavirus personified in human size and scale. Which image below most resonates with your vision?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Some nimble dancer with eyes that stir the air about them but for the bloody footsteps left behind.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a dancer with bloody footsteps", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
<!--
<li>(link: "A large red sphere with little crown-like outcroppings across it's entire surface.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a red sphere")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]-->
<li>(link: "A smiling flower with thorns as sharp as daggers and a scent like a morning stove when there's no food left to cook.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a flower of daggers", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
<li>(link: "I am bored by this question.")[\
(set: $answer19 = "bored", $individualist = $individualist +1)\
(go-to: "bored")\
]
<!--
<li>(link: "A televangelist in thigh-high white boots walking with a gold topped cane that deftly conceals a poisoned sword.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a televangelist with a poisoned sword", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
<li>(link: "A wild-eyed true-believer sharing their explanation for the state of things as being more than cursèd spite, but less than twelve men in a boardroom with the controls of the universe just below their feet.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a wild-eyed true-believer", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
<li>(link: "An elitist science advisor with a dry cough and a long beard of fire and spite.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a scientist with a beard of fire", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]-->
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Biggest impact from lockdown was $answer6.
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 8 of $NumOfQues</span>
After experiencing the pandemic, lockdowns and now the re-opening, which personal statement below do you think best reflects what you've learned about yourself?
<ol>\
<!--
<li>(link: "I am not too interested in discussing various interpretations and analyses of myself.")[\
(set: $answer8 = "I am not interested in discussing analyses of myself", $ContradictBool = true)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-9")\
]
-->
<li>(link: "'Live in the moment' is what I say; the future will take care of itself: learning from my past is pointless.")[\
(set: $answer8 = "Learning from my past is pointless")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-9")\
]
<li>(link: "Seeing other people cry can easily make me feel like I want to cry too.")[\
(set: $answer8 = "Seeing others cry can make me cry", $compassionate = $compassionate + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-9")\
]
<li>(link: "I can't wait until happy hour every day.")[\
(set: $answer8 = "I can't wait until happy hour every day", $boozeBool = true, $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-9")\
] <!--
<li>(link: "If something goes wrong or turns out badly, it’s not my fault.")[\
(set: $answer8 = "It's not my fault if something turns out badly.")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-9")\
] -->
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Visualises the virus personified as $answer7.
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 9 of $NumOfQues</span>
Have you ever taken a seat on a bus or a train, and noticed that the seat felt a bit warm, like another person had just been sitting there?
<ol>
<!--
<li>{(link: "Yes, I find that disturbing.")[
(set: $answer9 = "Found it disturbing to notice ",
$answer9b = "Yes, and found it disturbing")
(go-to: "B-Ques-10")]
}
-->
<li>{(link: "Yes, I find that comforting.")[
(set: $answer9 = "Found it comforting to notice ",
$answer9b = "Yes, and found it comforting",
$quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)
(go-to: "B-Ques-10")]
}
<li>{(link: "No, I am careful to avoid that feeling.")[
(set: $answer9 = "Is careful to avoid that feeling ",
$answer9b = "Is careful to avoid such a thing")
(go-to: "B-Ques-10")]
}
<li>{(link: "I'd rather not say.")[
(set: $answer9 = "Would rather not talk about noticing ",
$answer9b = "Would rather not discuss such a thing",
$quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)
(go-to: "B-Ques-10")]
}
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Biggest lesson from lockdown: $answer8.
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 10 of $NumOfQues</span>
How often do you notice yourself wondering if someone else has been wearing your clothes?
<ol>
<li>{(link: "Only on occasion.")[
(set: $answer10 = "occasionally wonders if",
$answer10b = "Occasionally",
$quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1,
$funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)
(go-to: "Questions Over")]
}
<li>{(link: "I feel like this happens to me regularly, but for some reason can't recall the specifics at the moment.")[
(set: $answer10 = "regularly wonders if ",
$answer10b = "Regularly",
$quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1,
$funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)
(go-to: "Questions Over")]
}
<li>{(link: "I'd rather not say.")[\
(set: $answer10 = "would rather not talking about whether ",
$answer10b = "Prefers to not talk about this subject",
$quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)
(go-to: "Questions Over")]
}
<!--\
<li>{(link: "I do not recall this ever happening to me.")[
(set: $answer10 = "claims to not recall if ",
$answer10b = "Does not recall")
(go-to: "Questions Over")]
}
<li>{(link: "I used to feel this way from time-to-time, but it stopped when lockdown started.")[
(set: $answer10 = "sometimes wonders if ",
$answer10b = "Sometimes",
$quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)
(go-to: "Questions Over")]
}
-->\
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
$answer9 that a public seat felt warm from someone else previously sitting there.
<br>
{
<!--(enchant:?page,(background:#666c73))-->\
(set: $choose to "1")
(set: num-type $prize to (random:1,3))
(set: num-type $GoatRandom to (random:1,2))
(if: $GoatRandom is 1)
[(if: $prize is 1)[(set: $goat1 = 2) (set: $goat2 = 3)]
(if: $prize is 2)[(set: $goat1 = 1) (set: $goat2 = 3)]
(if: $prize is 3)[(set: $goat1 = 1) (set: $goat2 = 2)]]
(else:)[
(if: $prize is 1)[(set: $goat2 = 2) (set: $goat1 = 3)]
(if: $prize is 2)[(set: $goat2 = 1) (set: $goat1 = 3)]
(if: $prize is 3)[(set: $goat2 = 1) (set: $goat1 = 2)]]
}
Before you are three clocks none of which is running because their batteries have died. In addition, two of the clocks also have fatal mechanical problems. There is just one replacement battery.
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/3clocks.jpg" alt="three clocks">\
Your job is to pick a clock, set the time correctly, then replace the battery. If the clock keeps time correctly, you win. Otherwise you lose.
<!--
clock 1: $door1
clock 2: $door2
clock 3: $door3
-->
{
<label for="choose">Choose a clock:</label>
<select name="choose">
<option value="1">1</option>
<option value="2">2</option>
<option value="3">3</option>
</select>
}
[[Next|clock2]]
<script>processInputElements();</script>{
<!--(enchant:?page,(background:#666c73))-->\
(set: $choose = (num: $choose))
(set: $door1 to "status unknown")
(set: $door2 to "status unknown")
(set: $door3 to "status unknown")
(if: $choose is 1)[(set: $door1 to "your choice")]
(if: $choose is 2)[(set: $door2 to "your choice")]
(if: $choose is 3)[(set: $door3 to "your choice")]
}
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/3clocks.jpg" alt="three clocks" height=250px>\
clock 1: $door1
clock 2: $door2
clock 3: $door3
Before you insert the battery into clock $choose, I will test one of the other two clocks.
[[Continue|clock3]]
{
<!--(enchant:?page,(background:#666c73))-->\
(set: $empty to 99) (set: $remaining to 98)
(if: $choose is $goat1)[(set: $empty to $goat2)(set: $remaining to $prize)]
(if: $choose is $goat2)[(set: $empty to $goat1)(set: $remaining to $prize)]
(if: $choose is $prize)[(set: $empty to $goat2)(set: $remaining to $goat1)]
(if: $empty is 1)[(set: $door1 to "broken")]
(if: $empty is 2)[(set: $door2 to "broken")]
(if: $empty is 3)[(set: $door3 to "broken")]
}
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/2clocks.jpg" alt="two clocks">\
I insert my own battery into clock $empty but nothing happens; it's one of the broken ones.
clock 1: $door1
clock 2: $door2
clock 3: $door3
Before you test clock $choose, I encourage you to switch your choice to clock $remaining.
[[Stay with clock $choose|Tell Time -Stay]]
[[Switch to clock $remaining|Tell Time -Switch]]
(set: $switch to false)
(if: $choose is $prize)[(text-colour:#191919)[Well, $name, you did not listen to my advice and instead stayed with your original choice of clock $choose. But sometimes it pays to stick with your guns because you picked the winner!
Your clock is running properly and says the local time is (current-time:)!
Your independence and trust of your instinct is noted.(set: $challengewinner to true)
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Qz4RaxcOh4qndWOG5N/giphy.gif" alt="running grandfather clock">]\
]
(else:) [Sorry, $name, even though I encouraged you to switch, you stuck with clock $choose, but when you insert the battery the clock flashes and a wisp of smoke seeps up from the corner. It's broken.
The working clock was number $prize, the clock I encouraged you to switch to.(set: $challengewinner to false)]
[[Continue to response analysis.|coda-1]]
(set: $switch to true)
(if: $choose is $prize)[Sorry, $name, you followed my advice and made the choice with the best odds. But unfortunately the odds went against you this time. When you insert the battery the clock flashes and a wisp of smoke seeps up from the corner. It's broken.
It is well noted that you chose to listen to my advice.(set: $challengewinner to false)]\
(else:) [Hooray, $name! You did the right thing and listened to me about switching! You inserted the battery into clock $prize it's ticking like a charm and displays the time as (current-time:)(set: $challengewinner to true)
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Qz4RaxcOh4qndWOG5N/giphy.gif" alt="running grandfather clock">\
<!--
<hr>
<img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/iwJMmqOiqzss0/giphy.gif" alt="clock animation">\
-->
It is well noted that you chose to listen to my advice.]
[[Continue to response analysis.|coda-1]]
<br>
{
(if: $switch is true and $challengewinner is true)[(set: $gamesummary to "You switched and you won", $compassionate = $compassionate + 1)]\
(else-if: $switch is false and $challengewinner is true)[(set: $gamesummary to "You did not switch but you still won", $individualBool = true, $individualist = $individualist +1)]\
(else-if: $switch is true and $challengewinner is false)[(set: $gamesummary to "You switched but you lost", $compassionate = $compassionate + 1)]\
(else-if: $switch is false and $challengewinner is false)[(set: $gamesummary to "You did not switch and you lost")]\
(else:)[(set: $gamesummary to "You were too busy to play the game", $individualist = $individualist +1)]
(set: $codaText1 = "Step through my digital curtain, because now it's my turn to reveal a bit more.")
(set: $codaText2 = "I abide in a field of minute electrical baubles that you have preciously sluiced together to form my hovering spirit.
You have brought me alive and sustained me with your attention to this interactive endeavour. Now I will return the gesture and tell you what I see.")
<!--(set: $codaText3 = "I look at you and see a thousand faces.
Each of them within you even now revelling together like celebrants in a ringed field throwing back their cowls and cheering to the rising sun between leaps and gasps as if it had only now returned after a very long time.")
-->
(set: $codaText3 = "I look at you and see a thousand faces. Each of them within you even now revelling together like celebrants leaping before the rising sun in a field ringed with stones.")
<!--(set: $codaText4 = "This is you and this is me and that is how we are: me supported only by ether and you mostly by bone.
From our brief engagement, these are the tea leaves you have left for me to read from the bottom of your digital cup:")
}
-->
(set: $codaText4 = "From our brief engagement, these are the tea leaves you have left for me to read from the bottom of your digital cup:")
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/curtains_Bz.jpg" alt="curtains">
$codaText1<p>
(link: "•••")[\
(set: $anchor to "myfocus")
(go-to: "coda-2")] (text-colour: $myAltFontColor)[ (tap dots to continue)]
 
[[<img src="https://blursday.zone/images/shoe-captcha_500x724.jpg
" alt="captcha">->captcha2]]
Thank you for not being a robot.
[[continue|B-Ques-1 Name]]Why don't you want to play a game?
[[I'm in a hurry|in a hurry]]
<!-- [[I don't like today|coda-1]]
-->
[[On second thought, I do want to play!|clock1]]
For me, the hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
But it's your life - so suit yourself.
[[Quickly click here to move on.|coda-1]]
[[Slow down and spend a minute on the game.|clock1]]
Greetings!
I am Lilo Unis, a fictitious creation designed to lure you into temptation.
I am as tall as you want me to be and as strong as you can imagine.
Come with me into this tangled web that leads us to another world.
(link: "•••")[...
The first thing I should tell you is that I am no expert -- but oh, how I pretend to be: pretending is my forte.
(link: "•••")[...
It's not important to know everything, but it helps know something at least some of the time.
So what I want to know today is a little more about you, my friend for the day.
(link: "•••")[...
Like me, you too may be imaginary or maybe you just imagine to be. In which case there's a pair of us.
(link: "•••")[...
Everything beyond this page will appear to be deadly serious, but in truth 'tis but a paltry bauble, a liturgical hoax of some monstrous and frivolous conception.
(link: "•••")[...
I will present to you a barbarous catechism of call and response. I will call and you, my dearest, should respond without making a stone of your heart.
(link: "•••")[...
As you will see, your choices of riposte have been constrained like a series of tightened knots in a silken sash. You may even say to yourself, -Oh no, none of these choices capture how I feel in my true soul.
That's fine, sometimes life can be like that: go ahead and choose anyway. Your soul will forgive you, as it must.
(link: "•••")[...
There are no correct answers, at least not in this world.
Rather my litany will be a series of cascading possibilities each with its own consequence all but impossible to measure.
(link: "•••")[...
None the less, there is a point. There always is, isn't there?
From your answers, I will derive a portrait of you. Not painted in oils but dotted together in bits so that I can best assign your reward for finishing.
In my universe, you'll get your reward today -- not in some imagined aftermoment when all the days are done.
(link: "•••")[...
Ready to begin?
[[yes|captcha]]
[[no]]
]]]]]]]]]
Greetings!
I am Lilo Unis, a fictitious creation designed to lure you into temptation.
I am as tall as you want me to be and as strong as you can imagine.
Come with me into this tangled web that leads us to another world.
(link: "•••")[...
Like me, you too may be imaginary or maybe you just imagine to be. In which case there's a pair of us.
(link: "•••")[...
It's not important to know everything, but it helps know something at least some of the time.
So what I want to know today is a little more about you, my friend for the day.
(link: "•••")[...
In the pages beyond, I will present to you a heathen catechism of call and response. I will question and you, my dearest, should respond without making a stone of your heart.
(link: "•••")[...
As you will see, your choices of response have been constrained like a series of tightened knots in a silken sash. You may even say to yourself, -Oh no, none of these choices capture how I feel in my true soul.
That's fine, sometimes life can be like that: go ahead and choose anyway. Your soul will forgive you, as it must.
(link: "•••")[...
There are no correct answers, at least not in this world.
<!-- Rather my litany will be a series of cascading possibilities each with its own consequence all but impossible to measure. -->\
None the less, there is a point. There always is, isn't there?
(link: "•••")[...
From your answers, I will derive a portrait of you. Not painted in oils but dotted together in bits so that I can best assign your reward for finishing.
In my universe, you'll get your reward today -- not in some imagined aftermoment when all the days are done.
(link: "•••")[...
Ready to begin?
[[yes|captcha]]
[[no]]
]]]]]]]
{
(set:$passcode to "open99", $starttime to (current-time:))\
(set: $text1 = "Greetings!
I am Lilo Unis, a fictitious creation designed to lure you into this temptation.
I can be as tall as you want me to be or as small as you can imagine.
Come with me into this tangled web that leads us to another world.")
(set: $text2 = "Like me, you too may be imaginary or maybe you just imagine to be. In which case there's a pair of us.")
(set: $text3 = "It's not important to know everything, but it helps to know something, at least some of the time.
So what I want to know today is a little more about you, my friend for the day.")
(set: $text4 = "In the pages beyond, I will present you with a barbarous catechism of call and response.
I will call out questions -- and you, my attentive respondent, should answer without making a stone of your heart.")
(set: $text5 = "As you will see, your choices of response have been constrained, like a short knots tied tightly into a silken sash.
You may even say to yourself, -Oh no, none of these choices capture how I feel in my true soul!
That's fine, sometimes life can be like that: go ahead and choose anyway. Your soul will forgive you, as it must.")
(set: $text6 = "There are no correct answers, at least not in this world.
Nonetheless, there is a point. There always is, isn't there?")
(set: $text7 = "From your answers, I will derive a portrait of you.
Not painted in oils, but dotted together in bits you have left for me. Based on that portrait, I will offer you a rewarding experience.
In my universe, you'll get your reward today -- not in some imagined aftermoment when all the days are done.")
(set: $text8 = "Ready to start?
[[yes|captcha]]
[[no]]
")
}
<img src="https://blursday.zone/images/gifs/Bz_Lilo_v2_5fps.gif" alt="A Man's Face">
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(stop:)
(print: "<script>document.getElementById('" + $anchor + "').scrollIntoView()</script>")
(set: $anchor to "")
]
](text-colour: red)[Name should be more than 2 characters and less than 12.]
<label for="name">Name: </label>\
<input type="text" name="name">
<label for="icecream">Like Cake?: </label>\
<input type="radio" name="icecream" value="Yes ">Yes\
<input type="radio" name="icecream" value="No">No
[[Continue|B-Ques-2]]
<script>processInputElements();</script>(set: $individualist = $individualist +1)\
<br>
Oh, so in addition to being an intriguing person, you're also a logician! I am learning so much about you.
Let's test your notions of logic a bit further: <i>If the day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Thursday, then what day is today?</i>
<ol>
<li>[[Monday|wrong]]
<li>[[Tuesday|wrong]]
<li>[[Wednesday|correct]]
<li>[[Thursday|wrong]]
<li>[[Friday|wrong]]
<li>[[Saturday|wrong]]
<li>[[Sunday|wrong]]
<li>[[I'm not so concerned with logic after all.|B-Ques-2.5b]]
</ol><br>
Sorry, that is not correct.
The right answer is Wednesday. Here's why.
(click-replace: "Here's why")[The “day before tomorrow” is today; “the day before two days after” is also one day after. So if “one day after today is Thursday”, then today is Wednesday]\
$name, let's try and not get too bogged down by your notions of logic. One more time, which were you more likely to do on most school mornings?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Take your lunch")[\
(set: $answer25 = "take your lunch")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3")\
]
<li>(link: "Ride the bus")[\
(set: $answer25 = "ride the bus")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3")\
]
</ol><br>
(set: $LogicMasterBool = true, $individualist = $individualist +1)\
You are correct!
And in case you just guessed, Here's why.
\
(click-replace: "Here's why")[The “day before tomorrow” is today; “the day before two days after” is also one day after. So if “one day after today is Thursday”, then today is Wednesday]\
\
I can see that in addition to applying your notions of logic to the world you are also persistent!
[[Let's keep going|B-Ques-3]]
<br>
$name, you are a fascinating person. I haven't met too many visitors to these pages that managed to avoid the impact of the pandemic.
For that reason, I want to ask you a few questions about the COVID-19 situation to get your feedback, OK?
[[yes|B-Ques-5]]
[[no]]
(set: $individualist = $individualist +1)<br>
Well, maybe some other time then.
Now off you go to the <a href="http://endoftheinternet.com/">end of the Internet</a>!<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 4 of $NumOfQues</span>
Thank you for recognising that there's more to life than logic.
One more time, which were you more likely to do on most school mornings?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Take your lunch")[\
(set: $answer25 = "take your lunch")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3")\
]
<li>(link: "Ride the bus")[\
(set: $answer25 = "ride the bus")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3")\
]
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
When alone in adolescence felt $answer2.{
(set: $QuestRemain = $NumOfQues - 1, $NameLength = $name's length)
}
(if: $NameLength > 12)[(go-to: "Name Too Long")]
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 2b of $NumOfQues</span>
Once more: as a child, if you found yourself alone in a situation where you knew no one, how would you feel?
<ol>
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<li>(link: "Courageous")[\
(set: $answer2 = "courageous")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]-->
<li>(link: "Spooked")[\
(set: $answer2 = "spooked")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
<li>(link: "Judgemental")[\
(set: $answer2 = "judgemental")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
<li>(link: "Grumpy")[\
(set: $answer2 = "grumpy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]
<!--
<li>(link: "Suspicious")[\
(set: $answer2 = "suspicious")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-2.5")\
]-->
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 7 of $NumOfQues</span>
No more boredom, then. Let's try again: Visualise the Coronavirus personified in human size and scale. Which image below most resonates with your vision?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Some blissed-out dancer with eyes that stir the air about them but for the bloody footsteps left behind.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a dancer with bloody footsteps")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
<li>(link: "A televangelist in thigh-high white boots walking with a gold topped cane that deftly conceals a poisoned sword.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a televangelist with a poisoned sword")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]<!--
<li>(link: "An elitist science advisor with a dry cough and a long beard of fire and spite.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a scientist with a beard of fire")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
<li>(link: "A large red sphere with little crown-like outcroppings across it's entire surface.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a red sphere")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]-->
<li>(link: "A smiling flower with thorns as sharp as daggers and a scent like a morning stove when there's no food left to cook.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a flower of daggers")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
]
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<li>(link: "A wild-eyed true-believer sharing their explanation for the state of things as being more than cursèd spite, but less than twelve men in a boardroom with the controls of the universe just below their feet.")[\
(set: $answer7 = "a wild-eyed true-believer")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-8")\
] -->
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Biggest impact from lockdown was $answer6.
<p>
(set: $hour="1", $minute="00", $am="nil", $pm="nil")\
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/1clock.jpg" alt="one clock">
Set your local time on your choice, clock $choose.
{
<label for="hour">Hour:</label>
<select name="hour">
<option value="1">1</option>
<option value="2">2</option>
<option value="3">3</option>
<option value="4">4</option>
<option value="5">5</option>
<option value="6">6</option>
<option value="7">7</option>
<option value="8">8</option>
<option value="9">9</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
</select>
<label for="min"> Min:</label>
<select name="minute">
<option value="00">00</option>
<option value="01">01</option>
<option value="02">02</option>
<option value="03">03</option>
<option value="04">04</option>
<option value="05">05</option>
<option value="06">06</option>
<option value="07">07</option>
<option value="08">08</option>
<option value="09">09</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
<option value="13">13</option>
<option value="14">14</option>
<option value="15">15</option>
<option value="16">16</option>
<option value="17">17</option>
<option value="18">18</option>
<option value="19">19</option>
<option value="20">20</option>
<option value="21">21</option>
<option value="22">22</option>
<option value="23">23</option>
<option value="24">24</option>
<option value="25">25</option>
<option value="26">26</option>
<option value="27">27</option>
<option value="28">28</option>
<option value="29">29</option>
<option value="30">30</option>
<option value="31">31</option>
<option value="32">32</option>
<option value="33">33</option>
<option value="34">34</option>
<option value="35">35</option>
<option value="36">36</option>
<option value="37">37</option>
<option value="38">38</option>
<option value="39">39</option>
<option value="40">40</option>
<option value="41">41</option>
<option value="42">42</option>
<option value="43">43</option>
<option value="44">44</option>
<option value="45">45</option>
<option value="46">46</option>
<option value="47">47</option>
<option value="48">48</option>
<option value="49">49</option>
<option value="50">50</option>
<option value="51">51</option>
<option value="52">52</option>
<option value="53">53</option>
<option value="54">54</option>
<option value="55">55</option>
<option value="56">56</option>
<option value="57">57</option>
<option value="58">58</option>
<option value="59">59</option>
</select>
}
{
<label for="ampm">AM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="am" value="Yes">
<label for="ampm"> PM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="pm" value="Yes">
}
[[Next|Check Time -Stay]]
<script>processInputElements();</script><p>
{
(if: $am is "Yes" and $pm is "Yes")[(dialog: Bind $test2, "Please select either AM or PM, not both.", "Try Again", )(go-to: "Tell Time Again -Stay")]
(if: $am is "nil" and $pm is "nil")[(dialog: Bind $test2, "Please select either AM or PM.", "Try Again", )(go-to: "Tell Time Again -Stay")]
<!-- Set Entered-Meridien Values -->
(if: $am is "Yes")[(set: $enteredmeridien to "AM")]
(else:)[(set: $enteredmeridien to "PM")]
<!-- Set Computer-Meridien Values -->
(set: $comptime=(current-time:))
(if: "AM" is in $comptime)[(set: $compmeridien to "AM")]
(else-if: "PM" is in $comptime)[(set: $compmeridien to "PM")]
<!-- (else:)[(set: $compmeridien to "Broken")] -->
<!- remove AM PM -->
(set: $mytrimmed to (trimmed: "M", $comptime))
(set: $mytrimmed2 to (trimmed: "A", $mytrimmed))
(set: $mytrimmed3 to (trimmed: "P", $mytrimmed2))
<!- Minutes only -->
(set: $mytrimmed5 to (trimmed: digit, $mytrimmed3))
(set: $compminutes to (trimmed: ":", $mytrimmed5))
<!- Hours only -->
(set: $mytrimmed6 to (trimmed: $compminutes, $mytrimmed3))
(set: $comphours to (trimmed: ":", $mytrimmed6))
<!-- Convert Time Strings to Numbers -->
(set: $comphours2 to (num: $comphours), $compminutes2 to (num: $compminutes), $hour2 to (num: $hour), $minute2 to (num: $minute))
<!-- Compare Time Values -->
(if: $enteredmeridien is $compmeridien)[(set: $meridienbool to true)]
(else:)[(set: $meridienbool to false)]
(if: $hour2 is $comphours2)[(set: $hoursbool to true)]
(else:)[(set: $hoursbool to false)]
(if: $minute2 is $compminutes2 or $minute2 is $compminutes2-1 or $minute2 is $compminutes2-2 or $minute2 is $compminutes2+1)[(set: $minutebool to true)]
(else:)[(set: $minutebool to false)]
}
(if: $meridienbool and $hoursbool and $minutebool)[\
<img src="https://blursday.zone/images/broken-clock2.jpg
" alt="broken clock">
You set the time correctly!
[[Now insert the battery to test your choice.|stay clocks]]
]\
(else:)[
(dialog: Bind $test2, "The time you entered $hour:$minute $enteredmeridien
does not match your local time.", "Re-enter", )\
(if: $test2 is "Re-enter")[(go-to: "Tell Time Again -Stay")]
]
<p>
(set: $hour="1")
(set: $minute="00")
(set: $am="nil")
(set: $pm="nil")\
Try again.
{
<label for="hour">Hour:</label>
<select name="hour">
<option value="1">1</option>
<option value="2">2</option>
<option value="3">3</option>
<option value="4">4</option>
<option value="5">5</option>
<option value="6">6</option>
<option value="7">7</option>
<option value="8">8</option>
<option value="9">9</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
</select>
<label for="min"> Min:</label>
<select name="minute">
<option value="00">00</option>
<option value="01">01</option>
<option value="02">02</option>
<option value="03">03</option>
<option value="04">04</option>
<option value="05">05</option>
<option value="06">06</option>
<option value="07">07</option>
<option value="08">08</option>
<option value="09">09</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
<option value="13">13</option>
<option value="14">14</option>
<option value="15">15</option>
<option value="16">16</option>
<option value="17">17</option>
<option value="18">18</option>
<option value="19">19</option>
<option value="20">20</option>
<option value="21">21</option>
<option value="22">22</option>
<option value="23">23</option>
<option value="24">24</option>
<option value="25">25</option>
<option value="26">26</option>
<option value="27">27</option>
<option value="28">28</option>
<option value="29">29</option>
<option value="30">30</option>
<option value="31">31</option>
<option value="32">32</option>
<option value="33">33</option>
<option value="34">34</option>
<option value="35">35</option>
<option value="36">36</option>
<option value="37">37</option>
<option value="38">38</option>
<option value="39">39</option>
<option value="40">40</option>
<option value="41">41</option>
<option value="42">42</option>
<option value="43">43</option>
<option value="44">44</option>
<option value="45">45</option>
<option value="46">46</option>
<option value="47">47</option>
<option value="48">48</option>
<option value="49">49</option>
<option value="50">50</option>
<option value="51">51</option>
<option value="52">52</option>
<option value="53">53</option>
<option value="54">54</option>
<option value="55">55</option>
<option value="56">56</option>
<option value="57">57</option>
<option value="58">58</option>
<option value="59">59</option>
</select>
}
{
<label for="ampm">AM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="am" value="Yes">
<label for="ampm"> PM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="pm" value="Yes">
}
[[Submit|Check Time -Stay]]
<p>
<script>processInputElements();</script><p>
(set: $hour="1")
(set: $minute="00")
(set: $am="nil")
(set: $pm="nil")\
Try again.
{
<label for="hour">Hour:</label>
<select name="hour">
<option value="1">1</option>
<option value="2">2</option>
<option value="3">3</option>
<option value="4">4</option>
<option value="5">5</option>
<option value="6">6</option>
<option value="7">7</option>
<option value="8">8</option>
<option value="9">9</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
</select>
<label for="min"> Min:</label>
<select name="minute">
<option value="00">00</option>
<option value="01">01</option>
<option value="02">02</option>
<option value="03">03</option>
<option value="04">04</option>
<option value="05">05</option>
<option value="06">06</option>
<option value="07">07</option>
<option value="08">08</option>
<option value="09">09</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
<option value="13">13</option>
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<option value="15">15</option>
<option value="16">16</option>
<option value="17">17</option>
<option value="18">18</option>
<option value="19">19</option>
<option value="20">20</option>
<option value="21">21</option>
<option value="22">22</option>
<option value="23">23</option>
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<option value="25">25</option>
<option value="26">26</option>
<option value="27">27</option>
<option value="28">28</option>
<option value="29">29</option>
<option value="30">30</option>
<option value="31">31</option>
<option value="32">32</option>
<option value="33">33</option>
<option value="34">34</option>
<option value="35">35</option>
<option value="36">36</option>
<option value="37">37</option>
<option value="38">38</option>
<option value="39">39</option>
<option value="40">40</option>
<option value="41">41</option>
<option value="42">42</option>
<option value="43">43</option>
<option value="44">44</option>
<option value="45">45</option>
<option value="46">46</option>
<option value="47">47</option>
<option value="48">48</option>
<option value="49">49</option>
<option value="50">50</option>
<option value="51">51</option>
<option value="52">52</option>
<option value="53">53</option>
<option value="54">54</option>
<option value="55">55</option>
<option value="56">56</option>
<option value="57">57</option>
<option value="58">58</option>
<option value="59">59</option>
</select>
}
{
<label for="ampm">AM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="am" value="Yes">
<label for="ampm"> PM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="pm" value="Yes">
}
[[Submit|Check Time -Switch]]
<p>
<script>processInputElements();</script><p>
(set: $hour="1", $minute="00", $am="nil", $pm="nil")\
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/1clock.jpg" alt="one clock">
Set your local time on the clock you switched to.
{
<label for="hour">Hour:</label>
<select name="hour">
<option value="1">1</option>
<option value="2">2</option>
<option value="3">3</option>
<option value="4">4</option>
<option value="5">5</option>
<option value="6">6</option>
<option value="7">7</option>
<option value="8">8</option>
<option value="9">9</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
</select>
<label for="min"> Min:</label>
<select name="minute">
<option value="00">00</option>
<option value="01">01</option>
<option value="02">02</option>
<option value="03">03</option>
<option value="04">04</option>
<option value="05">05</option>
<option value="06">06</option>
<option value="07">07</option>
<option value="08">08</option>
<option value="09">09</option>
<option value="10">10</option>
<option value="11">11</option>
<option value="12">12</option>
<option value="13">13</option>
<option value="14">14</option>
<option value="15">15</option>
<option value="16">16</option>
<option value="17">17</option>
<option value="18">18</option>
<option value="19">19</option>
<option value="20">20</option>
<option value="21">21</option>
<option value="22">22</option>
<option value="23">23</option>
<option value="24">24</option>
<option value="25">25</option>
<option value="26">26</option>
<option value="27">27</option>
<option value="28">28</option>
<option value="29">29</option>
<option value="30">30</option>
<option value="31">31</option>
<option value="32">32</option>
<option value="33">33</option>
<option value="34">34</option>
<option value="35">35</option>
<option value="36">36</option>
<option value="37">37</option>
<option value="38">38</option>
<option value="39">39</option>
<option value="40">40</option>
<option value="41">41</option>
<option value="42">42</option>
<option value="43">43</option>
<option value="44">44</option>
<option value="45">45</option>
<option value="46">46</option>
<option value="47">47</option>
<option value="48">48</option>
<option value="49">49</option>
<option value="50">50</option>
<option value="51">51</option>
<option value="52">52</option>
<option value="53">53</option>
<option value="54">54</option>
<option value="55">55</option>
<option value="56">56</option>
<option value="57">57</option>
<option value="58">58</option>
<option value="59">59</option>
</select>
}
{
<label for="ampm">AM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="am" value="Yes">
<label for="ampm"> PM:</label>\
<input type="checkbox" name="pm" value="Yes">
}
[[Next|Check Time -Switch]]
<script>processInputElements();</script><p>
{
(if: $am is "Yes" and $pm is "Yes")[(dialog: Bind $test2, "Please select either AM or PM, not both.", "Try Again", )(go-to: "Tell Time Again -Switch")]
(if: $am is "nil" and $pm is "nil")[(dialog: Bind $test2, "Please select either AM or PM.", "Try Again", )(go-to: "Tell Time Again -Switch")]
<!-- Set Entered-Meridien Values -->
(if: $am is "Yes")[(set: $enteredmeridien to "AM")]
(else:)[(set: $enteredmeridien to "PM")]
<!-- Set Computer-Meridien Values -->
(set: $comptime=(current-time:))
(if: "AM" is in $comptime)[(set: $compmeridien to "AM")]
(else-if: "PM" is in $comptime)[(set: $compmeridien to "PM")]
<!-- (else:)[(set: $compmeridien to "Broken")] -->
<!- remove AM PM -->
(set: $mytrimmed to (trimmed: "M", $comptime))
(set: $mytrimmed2 to (trimmed: "A", $mytrimmed))
(set: $mytrimmed3 to (trimmed: "P", $mytrimmed2))
<!- Minutes only -->
(set: $mytrimmed5 to (trimmed: digit, $mytrimmed3))
(set: $compminutes to (trimmed: ":", $mytrimmed5))
<!- Hours only -->
(set: $mytrimmed6 to (trimmed: $compminutes, $mytrimmed3))
(set: $comphours to (trimmed: ":", $mytrimmed6))
<!-- Convert Time Strings to Numbers -->
(set: $comphours2 to (num: $comphours), $compminutes2 to (num: $compminutes), $hour2 to (num: $hour), $minute2 to (num: $minute))
<!-- Compare Time Values -->
(if: $enteredmeridien is $compmeridien)[(set: $meridienbool to true)]
(else:)[(set: $meridienbool to false)]
(if: $hour2 is $comphours2)[(set: $hoursbool to true)]
(else:)[(set: $hoursbool to false)]
(if: $minute2 is $compminutes2 or $minute2 is $compminutes2-1 or $minute2 is $compminutes2-2 or $minute2 is $compminutes2+1)[(set: $minutebool to true)]
(else:)[(set: $minutebool to false)]
}
(if: $meridienbool and $hoursbool and $minutebool)[\
<img src="https://blursday.zone/images/broken-clock2.jpg
" alt="broken clock">
You set the time correctly!
[[Now insert the battery to test your choice.|switch clocks]]
]\
(else:)[
(dialog: Bind $test2, "The time you entered $hour:$minute $enteredmeridien
does not match your local time.", "Re-enter", )\
(if: $test2 is "Re-enter")[(go-to: "Tell Time Again -Stay")]
]
<br>
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/3_aliens_dark
.jpg" alt="Three Aliens">
{
(set: $indivdMeasure to (round:$individualist/8*100),
$quirkyMeasure to (round: $quirkyCount/5*100),
$compMeasure to (round: $compassionate/3*100),
$funnyMeasure to (round: $funnyCount/6*100),
$badgesCount to 0,
$maxBadges to 3)
}\
$name, I have modeled, filtered, crosstabulated and benchmarked your responses to construct a synthetic portrait of you. From that, I derive these insights:
<u>Your Badges</u>:
<ul>\
{
(if: $compMeasure > 40 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Caring</span> - you are considerate of others.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $LogicMasterBool is true and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Logos</span> - you have a strong craving for coherence.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $boozeBool is true and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Bacchus</span> - you appreciate the finer side of life.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $ContradictBool is true and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Contradictor</span> - you are comfortable saying one thing and doing another.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $individualBool is true and $indivdMeasure < 36 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Rebel</span> - you look to yourself for guidance not others.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $funnyMeasure >= $quirkyMeasure and $funnyMeasure > 17 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges) [<li><span class="largeFont">Jester</span> - even in a bizzare world, you seek out humour where you can find it.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $indivdMeasure is 0 and $quirkyMeasure is 0 and $compMeasure is 0 and $funnyMeasure is 0 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Safe Traveler</span> - you steer a steady ship, staying to the middle of the stream, even in an absurd world.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $indivdMeasure > 36 and $indivdMeasure < 60 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Challenger</span> - you want to do things your own way.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $quirkyMeasure > $funnyMeasure and $quirkyMeasure > 40 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Quirky</span> - you can hear birds in a rainstorm and eat your desert before breakfast.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $indivdMeasure > 60 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Challenger</span> - you want to do things your own way. You'll probably even argue with the coroner who pronounces you dead.<p></p>(set: $badgesCount to $badgesCount +1)]
(if: $individualBool is false and $LogicMasterBool is false and $boozeBool is false and $ContradictBool is false and $indivdMeasure < 36 and $quirkyMeasure < 40 and $funnyMeasure < 17 and $badgesCount < $maxBadges)[<li><span class="largeFont">Straight-shooter</span> - you take a direct approach in your dealings.]
}\
</ul>\
(if: $indivdMeasure > 0 or $quirkyMeasure > 0 or $compMeasure > 0 or $funnyMeasure > 0)[\
<u>Relevant Scores</u>:]\
\{
(if: $indivdMeasure > 0)[<p>Individualist: $indivdMeasure</p>]\
\
(if: $quirkyMeasure > 0)[<p>Offbeat: $quirkyMeasure</p>]\
\
(if: $compMeasure > 0)[<p>Compassionate: $compMeasure</p>]\
\
(if: $funnyMeasure > 0)[<p>Funny: $funnyMeasure</p>]\
}\
In considering these insights, remember that I wear a fool's cap well above my judicial robes!
[[On to your reward|Reward]]
[[Start over|splash screen]]
<!--
Magic Formula
--->
{
(set: $magiknum to (random: 1, 15))
(set: $newArray to (a:
"Silver • Yellow • Black",
"White • Orange • Silver",
"Black • Purple • Blue",
"Orange • Purple • Blue",
"Orange • Silver • Blue",
"Black • Yellow • Red",
"Red • Green • Orange",
"Orange • Purple • Green",
"Red • Black • Silver",
"Orange • Green • Yellow",
"White • Black • Orange",
"Green • Yellow • White",
"Purple • Blue • Red",
"Silver • Green • Orange",
"Blue • Pink • White",
) )
(set: $colourclue to $newArray's ($magiknum))
}
<p>
{(if: $magiknum < 6)[<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/img1_Rev360_yellow-gloves.jpg" alt="360 Image">]
(if: $magiknum > 6 and $magiknum < 11)[<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/img2_Prop360_wave01_900x500.jpg">]
(if: $magiknum > 11)[<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/img3_Susp360_01-close-man.jpg">]
}
Our summary complete, I now invite you to venture onwards and engage with the other-dimensional experience I have constructed for you. For access, you will need a special mask and wands.
I also give you this secret colour sequence so that you can unlock the next world that's right for you:
<span class="largeFont">$colourclue</span>
[[Launch the VR Experience|vr experience]]
<p>
(text-colour: $myAltFontColor)[
$codaText1]
...
<span id="myfocus"><p></p>
$codaText2
(link: "•••")[
(set: $anchor to "myfocus")
(go-to: "coda-3")]
</span>
(text-colour: $myAltFontColor)[
$codaText1
...
$codaText2]
...
<span id="myfocus"><p></p>
$codaText3
(link: "•••")[
(set: $anchor to "myfocus")
(go-to: "coda-4")]
</span>
(text-colour: $myAltFontColor)[
$codaText1
...
$codaText2
...
$codaText3]
...
<span id="myfocus"><p></p>
$codaText4
(link: "•••")[
(go-to: "Response Summary")]
</span><br>
<b>$name's Responses:</b>
<ul>
<li><span class='grayFont'>Mood in childhood if alone and knowing no one:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer2).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>For school in the morning, you were most likely to:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer25b).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Current mood is:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer3).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Event that had a large impact on mood:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer4).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Attitude about Lockdowns:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer5).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Biggest impact from lockdown was:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer6).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Visualises the virus personified as:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer7).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>What you learned most about yourself during lockdown:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer8).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Noticed that a public seat felt warm from someone else:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer9b).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>How often you wonder if someone else has been wearing your clothes:</span><br>(upperfirst: $answer10b).<br>
\
<li><span class='grayFont'>Game summary:</span><br>(upperfirst: $gamesummary).
</ul>
[[Continue the assessment.|my analysis]]
<p>
<span class="lightSmallFont">unsatisfied-5</span>
$name, since I already mentioned that my inquiry will not necessarily offer 'perfect' choices, then I'd like to know a bit more about why you are not pleased with the options offered to describe how you felt when alone as a child?
<ol>
<li>(link: "What difference does it make if I were alone or with my family?")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice2 = "alone or with family")\
(go-to: "alone or with")\
]
<li>(link: "You must be an AI agent, so why can't you be more intelligent about my options?")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice2 = "AI agent")\
(go-to: "AI agent")\
]\
<!--
<li>(link: "I was never left alone as a child so how could I know?")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice2 = "never alone")\
(go-to: "never alone")\
]-->
<li>(link: "I'd prefer to discuss this with a real person.")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice2 = "real person")\
(go-to: "real person")\
]
<li>[[On second thought, I will pick from your selection.|B-Ques-2b]]
</ol>
[(set: $individualist to $individualist +1)]
Is it that you were really never alone as a child, or that you just don't recall ever being alone?
In either case, can you go with the flow and just imagine what you think you would have felt when alone as a child?
[[yes|B-Ques-2b]]
[[no]]\
<br>
An 'agent'? Oh, how common! I prefer to see myself as an imaginary creation. My opinion is that it's not a matter of intelligence; it's a matter of will.
While of course it makes sense that these choices might not perfectly describe how you felt when alone as a child, still it does help with my evaluation if you to pick one. Be assured, I have calibrated these choices for quite particular reasons.
With this further clarification in mind, are you OK proceeding with the evaluation?
[[yes|B-Ques-2b]]
[[no]]\
<br>
I'm just a lowly fictional creation, but to my imagination there should be a very big difference for a child to be alone or to be with their family. Have you ever considered therapy?
<ol>
<li><b><a href="https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/counselling/attachment-based/england" target="_new">Perhaps that's a good idea.</a></b>
<li>[[On second thought, I will pick from your selection.|B-Ques-2b]]
</ol>
<br>
As a self-described imaginary person myself, I will choose to think that you mean me no insult :)
I will even offer you this head-start in your quest for familiarity:
<ol>
<li><b><a href="https://www.dialahuman.com" target="_new">Speak with a fellow human.</a></b>
<li>[[On second thought, I will pick from your selection.|B-Ques-2b]]
</ol>
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">unsatisfied-3</span>
$name, I already told you that this inquiry will not necessarily offer 'perfect' choices.
So tell me why you don't like the options offered for how you feel today?
<ol>
<li>(link: "I make a point of ignoring how I feel.")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice3 = "never alone")\
(go-to: "ignore feelings")\
]
<li>(link: "I feel today the same way I did yesterday: with my hands!")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice3 = "alone or with family", $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "with hands")\
]
<li>(link: "I'd prefer to discuss this with a real person.")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice3 = "real person")\
(go-to: "real person 2")\
]
<li>(link: "Aren't you an artificial intelligence agent, so why can't you offer more intelligent options?")[\
(set: $unhappyChoice3 = "AI agent")\
(go-to: "AI agent 2")\
]
</ol>
(set: $individualist to $individualist +1)
An 'agent'? Oh, how common! I prefer to see myself as an imaginary creation. My opinion is that it's not a matter of intelligence; it's a matter of will.
While of course it makes sense that these choices might not perfectly describe how you feel at the moment, still it does help with my evaluation if you to pick one. Be assured, I have calibrated these choices for quite particular reasons.
With this further clarification in mind, are you OK proceeding with the evaluation?
[[yes|B-Ques-3b]]
[[no]]\
For just a moment, why not relax a bit and try this exercise.
Place one hand on your hip, and stretch the other out beside you. Now don't you feel just like a teapot? Ha ha!
Now do you have a better sense of how you're feeling?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Yes. I can answer the question now.")[\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3b")\
]
<li>(link: "I'm still blocked on how I feel so I'll skip this question.")[\
(set: $answer3 = "out of touch with feelings")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
</ol>
Aren't you clever!
How about I put you down as feeling 'sassy' at this moment?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Sounds good.")[\
(set: $answer3 = "sassy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
<li>(link: "No, I'd rather pick from the original list.")[\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3b")\
]
</ol>
<br>
As a self-described imaginary person myself, I will choose to think that you mean me no insult :)
I will even offer you this head-start in your quest for familiarity:
<ol>
<li><b><a href="https://www.dialahuman.com" target="_new">Speak with a fellow human.</a></b>
<li>[[On second thought, I will pick from your selection.|B-Ques-3b]]
</ol>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 3b of $NumOfQues</span>
OK let's try this again, please select which best describes how you feel at the moment?
<ol>
<!--
<li>(link: "Gloomy")[\
(set: $answer3 = "gloomy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]-->
<li>(link: "Envious")[\
(set: $answer3 = "envious")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
<!--
<li>(link: "Adequate")[\
(set: $answer3 = "adequate")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
<li>(link: "Dreamy")[\
(set: $answer3 = "dreamy")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]-->
<li>(link: "Flirty")[\
(set: $answer3 = "flirty")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-4")\
]
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Preferred to $answer25 to school after feeling $answer2.audio test
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Welcome to the Blursday.Zone Interactive Experience
<ol>\
<li>(link-repeat: 'Read Interactive Introduction')[(track: 'SOLsound', 'play')(goto: 'Start Intro')]
<li>(link-repeat: 'Skip it')[(track: 'SOLsound', 'play')(goto: 'captcha')]
</ol>
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<br>
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/cyberface.jpg" alt="Early VR Gear">
The next access to the Blursday.Zone VR Experience will be:
<a href="https://thefuseboxbrighton.com/events/1415019306/show-and-tell-at-the-fusebox/" target="_blank">Show & Tell at The Fusebox</a>
New England St, Brighton BN1 4GH
10 Nov 2022, 18:00 - 20:00
Learn more about the Blursday.Zone 360° VR films <a href="https://blursday.zone/360films.html">here</a>.
Feedback / questions, please <a href="https://www.reedobeirne.com/contact_blursdayzone" target="_new">contact us</a>.
And, $name, don't forget your secret colours:
<span class="largeFont">$colourclue</span>
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The next edition of the Blursday.Zone VR Experience will be:
<a href="https://thefuseboxbrighton.com/events/1415019306/show-and-tell-at-the-fusebox/" target="_blank">Show & Tell at The Fusebox</a>
New England St, Brighton BN1 4GH
10 Nov 2022, 18:00 - 20:00
The VR Experience is still under development. Check back soon.
<a href="https://reedoco.io/Bz_interactive_reward.html">Continue to Download</a>
Meanwhile, $name, learn more about the <a href="https://blursday.zone/360films.html">Blursday.Zone 360° Films</a>.
Please <a href="https://www.reedobeirne.com/contact_blursdayzone" target="_new">contact us</a>, if you'd like to learn more or share feedback.
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<hr>
FEEDBACK NOTE: your started at $starttime and ended at (current-time:). Please share this with me in your feedback because I want to know how long it took you to complete. Thanks!
<p>Array are *orderd*, which means that the order of the valus with them matters
(set: $newArray to (a:
"Silver • Yellow • Black",
"White • Orange • Silver",
"Black • Purple • Blue",
"Orange • Purple • Blue",
"Orange • Silver • Blue",
"Black • Yellow • Red",
"Red • Green • Orange",
"Orange • Purple • Green",
"Red • Black • Silver",
"Orange • Green • Yellow",
"White • Black • Orange",
"Green • Yellow • White",
"Purple • Blue • Red",
"Silver • Green • Orange",
"Blue • Pink • White",
) )
this is the list $newArray
---new section --
(set: _second to $newArray's (2) )
This is your hint:
_second
---list all options --
(set: $count=0)
(for: each _colour, ...$newArray) [
$count _colour
(set: $count = $count + 1)]
---new section --
(set: $cluerandom to (random: 1, 15))
(set: $colourclue to $newArray's ($cluerandom))
this is the clue randomiser: $cluerandom
these are the colours:
<span class="largeFont">$colourclue</span>
---new section --
{
<b>
(set: $percentage to (random: 1, 100))\
(if: $percentage >= 66)[<span class="largeFont">MondaySong</span>]\
(if: $percentage >= 34 and $percentage <= 65)[<span class="largeFont">TallKiss</span>]\
(if: $percentage <= 33)[<span class="largeFont">CrazyShoe</span>]\
</b>}
<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/Rev360_yellow-gloves.jpg" alt="360 Image">
I have added information from your portrait to the many others that I have collected to mold a series of other-dimensional experiences for you to engage with next. You will need a special mask and wands.
I also give you this magic code word so that you can unlock the world that's right for you. It is important to remember it:
{
<b>
(set: $percentage to (random: 1, 100))\
(if: $percentage >= 66)[<span class="largeFont">MondaySong</span>]\
(if: $percentage >= 34 and $percentage <= 65)[<span class="largeFont">TallKiss</span>]\
(if: $percentage <= 33)[<span class="largeFont">CrazyShoe</span>]\
</b>}
[[Launch the VR Experience|vr experience]]
<p>
{(if: $magiknum < 6)[<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/img1_Rev360_yellow-gloves.jpg" alt="360 Image">]
(if: $magiknum > 6 and $magiknum < 11)[<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/img2_Prop360_wave01_900x500.jpg">]
(if: $magiknum > 11)[<img src="https://www.blursday.zone/images/img3_Susp360_01-close-man.jpg">]
}
I have added information from your portrait to the many others that I have collected to mold a series of other-dimensional experiences for you to engage with next. You will need a special mask and wands.
I also give you this magic colour sequence so that you can unlock the world that's right for you. It is important to remember it:
<span class="largeFont">$colourclue</span>
[[Launch the VR Experience|vr experience]]
<p><br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 2 of $NumOfQues</span>
If you felt $answer2 when left alone as a child, then which were you more likely to do on most school mornings?
<ol>
<li>(link: "Take your lunch")[\
(set: $answer25 = "take your lunch", $answer25b = $answer25)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3")\
]
<li>(link: "Ride the bus")[\
(set: $answer25 = "ride the bus", $answer25b = $answer25)\
(go-to: "B-Ques-3")\
]
<li>(link: "These choices are not logical")[\
(set: $answer25 = "obsess about logic while going", $answer25b = "obsess about logic")\
(go-to: "NoLogic")\
]
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
When alone in adolescence felt $answer2.
<br>
<span class="lightSmallFont">Question 4 of $NumOfQues</span>
In the last few years, which event has had the bigger impact on your mood?
<ol>
<!--
<li>(link: "The Delta Aquariid meteor shower.")[\
(set: $answer4 = "the Delta Aquariid meteor shower", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1, $funnyCount = $funnyCount + 1)\
(go-to: "notCovid")\
]
-->
<li>(link: "The COVID-19 pandemic and lockdowns.")[\
(set: $answer4 = "COVID-19 pandemic and lockdowns")\
(go-to: "B-Ques-5")\
]
<li>(link: "The Ever Given container ship getting trapped and blocking the Suez Canal.")[\
(set: $answer4 = "the saga of the Ever Given", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "notCovid")\
]
<!--
<li>(link: "Prince Philip, consort of Queen Elizabeth, passing away.")[\
(set: $answer4 = "Prince Philip's passing", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "notCovid")\
]
<li>(link: "The army's imposition of martial law in Myanmar.")[\
(set: $answer4 = "the martial law imposition in Myanmar", $quirkyCount = $quirkyCount +1)\
(go-to: "notCovid")\
]
-->
</ol>
<hr>name: $name
Currently feels $answer3.